Joke Of The Day

At the end of a visit with our daughter, my husband insisted on leaving her some of his pain medication for her migraine headaches. A month later, he was talking with her on the phone and asked, "Do those pills work?"

"I don't know," she replied. "I haven't had a headache since you left."

Bonus Joke:

Three old college roommates got together regularly over the years, even though their professional lives differed widely. One had become an attorney, one a professor of Italian literature, and the third a zoologist.

When they next met, they were pretty gloomy, and it turned out that each had been told by his doctor that he had only six weeks to live. Understandably, the conversation turned to the way in which each intended to live out his last days.

"I'm going to Tanzania," said the zoologist. "I've always wanted to see the rare mountain gorilla in its native habitat."

"Italy for me. I want to see where Dante was born, to be buried near the great man. And you?" asked the professor, turning to the third friend. "What would you like to see?"

"Another doctor," said the attorney.

Extra Bonus Joke:

A manager has to take on some sport, at the advice of his doctor so he decides to play tennis.
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing.

"It's going fine", the manager says, "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"

"Really? What happens then?" the girl asks enthusiastically.

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