Joke Of The Day

A traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia."

The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."


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Bonus Joke:


The FBI agent was interviewing the bank teller after the bank's third robbery by the same bandit. "Did you notice anything special about him this time?"

"Well, yes," the teller replied. "Each time he's better-dressed!"

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Extra Bonus Joke:


A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.

Several months later, a friend who used to work with him asked him how he liked his new role.

"Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong."

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Extra Extra Bonus Joke:


A detective who spent his entire career in plain clothes quit the police force and bought a farm.

"What kind of crops do you plan to grow?" the police chief asked the farmer-to-be.

"Carrots and potatoes," the man replied.

"Why carrots and potatoes?" asked the chief.

"Because," answered the ex-detective, "I'm very fond of undercover crops."

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